Prime Minister Calls Arsonists 'Mischief-Makers'; Offers a Stern 'Tut-Tut'
From his sunny perch on Bonaire, Prime Minister Jetten has decreed that setting fire to a refugee center is the work of 'mischief-makers and scoundrels.' His stern condemnation, delivered with the gravitas of a disappointed grandparent saying 'tut-tut,' has the nation breathing a sigh of relief that such hooligans have been so thoroughly rebuked.