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humor The Onion 2026-05-13

Woman Dies After Failing To Shake Something She Was Supposed To Shake

Susan Westbrook, 54, has sadly passed away after a catastrophic failure to shake well something that required vigorous shaking. It's a harsh reminder of the dangers of inadequate oscillation.

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