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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-13

Florentino Pérez's Epic Subscription Saga: Cancels Newspaper, Buys Everything Else!

In a twist worthy of a telenovela, Real Madrid's president, Florentino Pérez, called to cancel his ABC newspaper subscription. Astonishingly, he ended up signing up for 500Mbps internet, life insurance, and two years of Netflix instead. Who knew canceling a paper could be so… lucrative?

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