Punk House Achieves 28 Months of 'No Mow May' Via Utter Neglect
Neighbors are praising a local punk house for their unwavering commitment to 'No Mow May,' unaware that the lawn's wild state is merely a byproduct of their general apathy and extensive use of fireworks. The punks, meanwhile, are basking in unexpected, albeit accidental, eco-warrior glory.