Striker Scores Twice, Proves He's Really Good at Being a Substitute
Donyell Malen, bless his heart, managed to score two goals in a match, making him a prime candidate for the esteemed role of 'guy who sits on the bench but might be needed if the main guy trips'. Coach Koeman is reportedly impressed, stating Malen's 13 goals in 16 games is 'not bad for a backup'.