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humor El Mundo Today 2026-05-11

Canary Islands President Claims Rats Swim with Assault Rifles, Cites ChatGPT

Apparently, the latest intelligence from ChatGPT suggests that rats are not only excellent swimmers but also proficient with assault rifles. The Canary Islands president, Fernando Clavijo, shared this groundbreaking (and terrifying) information, proving that sometimes AI gets it wrong, and politicians get it hilariously wrong.

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