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humor The Onion 2026-05-11

Man Masterfully Masters Masturbation While Monitoring Sports

In a feat of multitasking that would make any spectator proud, a local man managed to keep his eyes on the game while engaged in his favorite solo sport. His dedication to both proved he's truly a man of many talents, especially with his hands.

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