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humor The Onion 2026-05-09

WWII Vet's Spontaneous Stadium Visit Confuses Baseball Security More Than Any Enemy Fire.

Apparently, the Kansas City Royals' security was so focused on potential threats, they completely missed a centenarian war hero deciding to reenact D-Day on their baseball field. Bless their hearts, they just want him to go back to his seat so the game can continue, lest Grandma get confused.

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