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humor El Deforma 2026-05-08

FIFA Declares Shakira Perpetual World Cup Host; Future Songs Already Written

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, FIFA has crowned Shakira the eternal hostess of all World Cups, tasking her with creating new anthems indefinitely. Apparently, her hips don't lie, but they might just make referees dance and win awards for rhythm.

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