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humor The Onion 2026-05-08

God Axes The Humble Pebble, Promises Better Rocks and Explains Sand Is The Future

In a divine act of decluttering, God has decided to discontinue the pebble by 2026, citing energy conservation and an oversupply. Apparently, the universe has too many tiny rocks and not enough FAQs about why He's ditching them.

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