Scientology Speedrunner Stumbles Upon Deity Taking A Scrub-a-Dub-Dub, Regrets Everything
A TikTokker seeking viral fame decided to speedrun a Scientology building, only to barge in on Xenu, the galactic ruler, mid-bath. Apparently, seeing the Supreme Ruler naked is significantly more terrifying than any earthly prank, leading to auditory hallucinations and existential dread.