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humor The Onion 2026-05-07

Wedding Couple Marries Under Impression God Was Actually Paying Attention

A newly married couple apparently tied the knot believing the Almighty was present and accounted for. Turns out, God was otherwise occupied with a rerun of 'Frasier,' which, let's be honest, is a pretty solid reason to miss a wedding.

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