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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-04

Tom Cruise's Speedrun Foils Scientology TikTokers in Vancouver

Tom Cruise, apparently a speedrunner for the ages, dashed through Vancouver to stop TikTokers from invading Scientology. Honestly, the only thing faster than his sprint was my urge to skip this article.

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