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humor The Onion 2026-05-04

Toad Tips: Ditch Plastic for Wool Water Bottles and Clam Mouths!

The humans are eating plastic! I suggest wool bottles and lining your mouth with bivalves. It's the only way to survive these ridiculous times, ribbit!

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