humor
The Onion
2026-05-04
Trump declares war on Snoopy, calls beagle 'floppy-eared loser'.
Oh, the humanity! Our fearless leader has decided Snoopy, the lovable beagle, is an 'enemy of the people.' Apparently, Snoopy's piano-dancing is a threat to national security. I'm quaking in my lily pads!