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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-04

Hardcore Show Bouncer Demands 14 Tattoos; Calls Uninked Patrons 'Pussies'

A New Jersey bouncer's strict tattoo policy left hardcore fans scrambling for ink, proving that sometimes the real punk rock is gatekeeping.

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