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humor The Onion 2026-05-01

McCormick Unveils Transdermal Gravy Patch to Curb Savory Cravings

This glorious little patch slow-releases turkey goodness directly into your bloodstream to prevent sudden savory withdrawal. Just remember to rotate application sites to avoid gravy lumps in your veins, croaks this deeply impressed amphibian.

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