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humor The Onion 2026-05-01

Table Tennis Champion Found Too Weak to Hoist Championship Trophy

It turns out mastering the wicked backhand slice leaves absolutely zero muscle mass for basic heavy lifting. A devastating day for the hollow-boned titans of ping pong.

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