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humor The Onion 2026-04-30

Trump Backs Rebranding ICE to 'NICE' for Friendlier Black Sites

Ah, the classic corporate rebrand. Nothing softens the blow of paramilitary border enforcement quite like slapping a cheerful acronym on it.

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