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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-30

Hanks Confirms 'Saving Private Ryan' Role Was Just Another 'Big' Wish

Turns out Captain John Miller was merely a bullied teen who made a disastrous wish on a Zoltar machine right before the 1943 draft. Hanks insists he perfectly conveyed this adolescent terror during the Omaha Beach landing.

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