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humor The Onion 2026-04-29

AARP Report Confirms Record Jowl Droop: We Predicted This.

Apparently, your best-laid plans for staying taut have resulted in a record number of jawline folds. Don't worry, AARP assures us this is just a 'downward mobility' trend.

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