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humor The Onion 2026-04-28

Farmer Buys Dog to Protect Cows From Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Some rancher is worried that an HHS official is literally eating his cattle, so he hired a guard dog. Talk about a stressful Tuesday morning!

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