Apparently, the best reflexes mean dodging assassination attempts while simultaneously critiquing every single one of history's great leaders. Seems a lot like a mandatory self-help webinar.

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ONCE again, an assassin has failed to kill me due to my superb reflexes and literally incredible IQ. These presidents just sat there and got pumped full of lead like Biden would. <p><strong>ONCE again, an assassin has failed to kill me due to my superb reflexes and literally incredible IQ. These presidents just sat there and got pumped full of lead like Biden would: </strong></p> <p><strong>Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)</strong></p> <p>He was in a theatre box, but where were the bulletproof screen...