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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-28

RFK Jr. Needs Jeans Welded to Survive, Claims

The disgraced pseudo-doctor announces his beloved jeans are surgically attached to his body, ensuring he never misses a moment of political nonsense.


<p>WASHINGTON β€” The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that his favorite pair of blue... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-has-jeans-permanently-fused-to-body/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read more nonsense</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-jr-has-jeans-permanently-fused-to-body/">RFK Jr. Has Jeans Permanently Fused to Body</a> appeared first on <a href="https://thehardtimes.net">HAR...

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