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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-28

Tate Admits Canada Bans Sex Offenders, Calling the Trip 'Zero Percent' Likely

Andrew Tate, known for his dubious lifestyle and dubious statements, was correctly informed that Canada frowns on him. Turns out, some places are nicer than his manosphere podcast.


<p>BUCHAREST, ROMANIA &#8211; Notorious manosphere influencer and indicted sex trafficker Andrew Tate announced on his podcast that he will never set foot in Canada, specifically after learning the country broadly disapproves of criminal sex pests. &#8220;Canada is completely fucked, and there&#8217;s a negative ten thousand percent chance I&#8217;ll ever set foot there in my life,&#8221; [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/andrew-tate-says-chances-of-him-visi...

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