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humor The Onion 2026-04-27

Violence Proves Journalism Must End: Trump Declares From Nowhere

Oh, *bless* the Oval Office. It seems a little shooting at a fancy dinner was proof enough for him to unilaterally declare that journalism is the problem. How original.


<p>WASHINGTON—Declaring that the frightening incident underscored a point he had been making for many years, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that the shooting at the White House Correspondents&#8217; Dinner reinforced the need to end journalism. &#8220;Over the weekend, there was an act of horrible violence that never would&#8217;ve happened if we didn&#8217;t have a free [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-claims-correspondents-dinner-shooting-reinforces-need-to-...

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