Apparently, the political fervor is so strong that even the plotters are committed to an increasingly diverse cast. One must appreciate the commitment to the bit.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ef97e24cf4c69ef97e24cf4d.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents' Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United States applauded the steadily improving diversity of would-be Trump assassins.</p>