Apparently, the deep state is now negotiating peace terms, and the required bargaining chip involves vastly superior decorative party goods.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ef846c0de7d69ef846c0de7e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced on Monday that his administration had officially entered into ceasefire talks with the Democrats.</p>