Young Soldiers Now Salute With 'For Epstein!' Instead of 'For Oil!'

It seems the sacred vows of patriotism have been replaced by shouting about hedge funds and scandalous legal exposure. The glory days of 'Dying for oil!' are officially over, friends.

Retirees at Fort Brag say there's been a breakdown in troops’ willingness to repeat official talking points. <img alt="Retirees alarmed as troops stop pretending Iran War makes sense" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/03/Screenshot-2026-03-31-at-6.33.17---AM.png" /><p>FORT BRAGG — Soldiers at <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/fort-bragg-opens-armys-first-on-post-strip-club/" rel="noreferrer">Fort Bragg</a> are reporting an inc...

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