It turns out being head of federal law enforcement is less 'dignified' and more 'hangover core' for Kash Patel. The Onion reports on the secret life of professional chaos.

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<p>Kash Patel’s time as FBI director has been plagued by accusations of chaotic behavior, binge drinking, and unexplained absences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the head of the federal law enforcement agency. Claim To Fame: First person to give up looking for Nancy Guthrie Office Nickname: Shhh, He’s Right There Greatest [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/political-profile-kash-patel/">Political Profile: Kash Patel</a> appeared first on <a href="https:/...