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humor El Mundo Today 2026-04-27

Real Madrid Scouts Plan to Dump Florentino Pérez at Gas Stations

Apparently, the scouting department believes Florentino Pérez is more obsolete than a gas station rest stop. We just hope they have enough gas for the fallout.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="390" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/04/Captura-de-pantalla-2026-04-27-a-las-11.41.51-600x390.png" width="600" /></figure>Betis 1-1 Real Madrid Los ojeadores del Real Madrid han empezado a buscar gasolineras en las que abandonar a Florentino Pérez. Alavés 2-1 Mallorca El Mallorca está haciendo un balconing histórico este año. Getafe 0-2 Barcelona El Barcelona siempre se esfuerza demasiado para ganar la Liga, como si a ...

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