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humor Clickhole 2026-04-27

Butterfly Heaven vs. McCain's Assassination Agenda

Mom thinks the butterflies are sending peaceful messages from Grandpa; turns out they're Cold War-era hit lists from John McCain.


Brace yourself, because this is a story about a misunderstanding that&#8217;s as embarrassing as they come: The butterflies Mom thinks are a sign that Grandpa&#8230; <p>Brace yourself, because this is a story about a misunderstanding that&#8217;s as embarrassing as they come: The butterflies Mom thinks are a sign that Grandpa wants her to know he&#8217;s in a better place are actually signs that the late John McCain wants her to kill for him.</p> <div>Close but no cigar, Mom. Right butterflies, ...

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