Apparently, the nation's political playbook includes a mandatory five-minute cooling-off period before criticizing historical figures. Some traditions never die!

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69eeb67197c5669eeb67197c57.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across the nation announced they would observe the long-standing tradition of a five-minute pause in calling Trump "literally Hitler".</p>