Apparently, a group dedicated to 'patriotism' put more effort into their performance than actual actual patriotism. It's peak performance art, folks.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ebd7acb467a69ebd7acb467b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — The nation was left in complete disbelief today upon learning that the so-called Patriot Front might have actually been fake.</p>