Apparently, the masses are suffering from a profound lack of niche audio entertainment. Bless their yearning little hearts.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69eba0ee7160669eba0ee71607.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — A recent survey showed that an overwhelming number of Americans spend their days desperately wishing someone out there would start a new podcast.</p>