From Japan renaming officers to China making money off heritage, and old folks in Korea out-exercising middle-aged people, the planet is too busy defining itself. Geopolitics continues its usual ballet of confusion, as various powers attempt to negotiate their way through the Arabian Sea—all while some poor soul is still arguing about the construction status of the road to La Paz. Frankly, the only drama that matters is that Cerritos is currently charging like a rogue wave, and frankly, I’m too busy contemplating the existential dread of uneven Baja pavement to care about any of it.