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humor The Onion 2026-04-24

Military Cites 'Autonomy'; Enemy Gets a Bloody 'Bless You.'

The Pentagon is granting flu shot freedom, but the joke is that the enemies they face are just going to laugh at the glorious inconvenience. Apparently, 'medical autonomy' is much cooler than staying healthy.

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