Draft Picks: NFL Select Marriage Counselor Over Quarterback

Apparently, America's favorite sport now values expert life advice more than actual athletic talent. Good times for relationship coaches, bad times for athletes.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69eb9a433ef2869eb9a433ef29.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>PITTSBURGH, PA — With their second-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots have officially selected marriage counselor Amy Connors out of the University of North Texas Clinical Counseling Program.</p>

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