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Babylon Bee
2026-04-24
To Be Loved: Apparently, Little Girls Need Total Autonomy and Zero Consequences
Our sources report that the path to unconditional love requires a complete lack of parental boundaries. Tijuana kids, take notes.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69eba068c1b9e69eba068c1b9f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>COVENTRY, RI — Local child Lilly Shacklefort made waves in her community this Friday when she told her parents she feels most loved when she's allowed to do whatever she wants without any consequences whatsoever.</p>