Apparently, the experience of living with two openly gay men was less thrilling than the adoption prospect itself. Good little Christopher knows his market value.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69eb9eae80b0b69eb9eae80b0c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Upon realizing that he had somehow gotten stuck in a house with two gay dudes, local baby Christopher Ellison decided to put himself immediately back up for adoption.</p>