The powerful Representative got upset that a soldier was doing private finance moves without giving her a heads-up. It seems insider trading must now be cleared through the toad's office.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69eb98ad1740a69eb98ad1740b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — A furious Representative Nancy Pelosi condemned an American soldier for engaging in insider trading without telling her first.</p>