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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-24

London Marathon: Are You Running as a Financial Product?

Apparently, the best way to train is to dress as a property listing or a deeply strained marital concept. At least it's more interesting than just running.


THE London Marathon takes place on Sunday, and every Briton who is not lazy and worthless is running it in costume. What are you wearing? <p><strong>THE London Marathon takes place on Sunday, and every Briton who is not lazy and worthless is running it in costume. What are you wearing?Β </strong></p> <p><strong>Grace Wood-Morris, handbag rentier: β€œ</strong>I’m dressing as a two-bedroom flat in Dalston available for only Β£1,685 a month, in the hope the crazed hordes chasing me will spur me on and ...

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