Local Law Enforcement Blames Expat Crypto-Milling Mafia For Increased Crime Rates Near Cerritos.
Authorities in Pescadero are baffled after a surge in break-ins targeted high-grade artisanal sourdough starters. Sources suggest the local โAncient Bitcoin Crypto Mineโ found near Elias Calles may have financed the theft of crucial baking supplies.