Pentagon: Missile to Defund Anti-Think Tank Thinking

Apparently, the Pentagon decided that expensive independent thought was too disruptive. They prefer cheap self-censorship and a single, unified voice, thanks to their internal budget report.

Officials say program unnecessary given existing self-censorship <img alt="Pentagon defunds anti–think tank missile" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/02/54606273705_170094bcff_k.jpg" /><p>ARLINGTON, Virginia — The Department of Defense announced today it had terminated funding for a proposed Anti–Think Tank Missile (ATTM) system.</p><p>The decision appears to contradict <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-...

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