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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-24

Trump: My UK Holiday Will Be the Greatest (If I Control the Global Oil Market)

Apparently, the only way to have a good time in Britain is if Trump successfully geopolitically isolates the continent and controls all the gelato.

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