Apparently, the only way to have a good time in Britain is if Trump successfully geopolitically isolates the continent and controls all the gelato.

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BRITAIN? Nowhere better for a holiday, if they’d get rid of those goddamn windmills. And thanks to me beating Iran, you’ll have the greatest UK break. Here’s how. <p><strong>BRITAIN? Nowhere better for a holiday, if they’d get rid of those goddamn windmills. And thanks to me beating Iran, you’ll have the greatest UK break. Here’s how: </strong></p> <p><strong>No Iranians</strong></p> <p>Can’t get on the golf course? Because Iranians have taken the best tee times. Waiting an hour in line to screa...