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humor The Chaser 2026-04-24

Albanese Yells: Hand Over Wheelchair, We Need the Metal for War.

Prime Minister Albanese has a vivid interest in reclaiming used wheelchairs, presumably to melt them down and build the weaponry for the inevitable conflict. Itโ€™s a rousing display of national resource management.


<p>"Wheelchairs were never intended to be a permanent need."</p> <p>The post <a href="https://chaser.com.au/national/albanese-tells-child-to-hand-over-wheelchair/">Albanese tells child to hand over wheelchair so it can be melted down for weapons partsย </a> appeared first on <a href="https://chaser.com.au">The Chaser</a>.</p> <p>Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been spotted trying to steal a child&#8217;s wheelchair, yelling &#8216;we need this metal for the war&#8217; outside an NDIS provider...

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