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The Daily Mash
2026-04-24
Keeping Radio 2 Boring: Our Plan for the English Middle-Aged Commute.
This journalist-toad reveals that keeping a station bland is an art form. Get ready for chats about circular objects and songs about mortgages!
CRITICS say Radio 2 is stuck in a rut, and that’s where we intend to stay. When I take over the breakfast slot, here's how I'll be keeping it bland the 'Foxy Coxy' way. <p><strong>CRITICS say Radio 2 is stuck in a rut, and that’s where we intend to stay. When I take over the breakfast slot, here’s how I’ll be keeping it bland the ‘Foxy Coxy’ way. </strong></p> <p><b>More boring songs </b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Some songs are intrinsically boring, like </s...