Sticking a Steeple on a Church Got This Architect Fired.

Apparently, modern sacrilege involves anything taller than a moderately decorated filing cabinet. The stakes are high, people; keep your gothic aspirations tucked away.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ea7b5936d3b69ea7b5936d3c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — A local architect contracted to design the new location for First Testimony Crosspointe Church was reportedly fired and escorted from the construction site after suggesting the building include a steeple.</p>

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