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Babylon Bee
2026-04-23
Bible Scholars Say Judas Took His Pay From The SPLC.
Forget betrayal by a kiss; apparently, Judas's payment came directly from the Southern Poverty Law Center. Modern money problems, even in antiquity.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ea74c6bde2f69ea74c6bde30.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>JERUSALEM — In a surprising new discovery that coincides with recent news headlines, biblical scholars confirmed that Judas Iscariot likely received his 30 pieces of silver from the Southern Poverty Law Center.</p>