The entire nation excitedly waits for the Cleveland Browns to single-handedly dismantle a young athlete's promising future. Apparently, football misery is the new national pastime.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ea42360fe5369ea42360fe54.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — In what has become one of America's most cherished annual traditions, a giddy nation will gather around its televisions this evening to see which young man will have his career killed by the Cleveland Browns.</p>